Porridge

You're in prison. You should no longer have any 'yuman rights' - you gave those up when you abrogated the contract between yourself and the rest of, by breaking our laws. Instead, there are riots if the toilet paper is too rough, demands for special mealtimes, multi-function remotes for their flat-screen televisions.

Prisons are there to lock up criminals - or at least they should be.

It's not just mawzlems who are at this caper, but this is without a doubt the most ridiculous I've heard this week.

Boo Hoo!

Now, when I was a boy, we were always playing war games - cowboys and indians, second world war. It's only natural. It's also natural to caricature the current enemy in these games.

The whining really knows no end. There really is no detail too small for the 'Muslim Advocacy' brigade to launch their carping and complaining